Poor X5

"Spanfeller is a twat" (theaspiringengineer) 04/12/2019 at 14:45 • Filed to: None

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Un such a polluted city, having such large nostrils must let in a heck of a lot of particulate matter.

It’s Friday, so new cars with paper permits aren’t allowed out... but who am I to argue with a turbo i6 or v8

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Spanfeller is a twat 04/12/2019 at 14:56

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Rich people are exempt from regul ation.

This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: > Spanfeller is a twat 04/12/2019 at 15:01

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It has an air quality sensor which automatically switches to recirculate when it detects poor air quality. It also automatically locks the doors when it detects the presence of poverty.

nj959 > This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: 04/12/2019 at 15:21

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Damn, my car locks itself every time I start driving. I must live in a shithole.

Spanfeller is a twat > This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: 04/12/2019 at 15:30

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Poverty

Inhibitor

Security

Sensor

And

Overly

Frequent

Fecking

BMW offers  PISS OFF systems 

This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: > Spanfeller is a twat 04/12/2019 at 15:37

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S tandard, on every new BMW*

(*Offer available on all new and certified pre-owned BMW vehicles with an MSRP of $120,000.00 and over . Certain conditions apply. Visit your local BMW Ultimate Driving Experience i Center for additional details. Credit check required. )

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: 04/12/2019 at 15:50

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It couldn’t unlock the doors except within the walls of the compound...

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > nj959 04/12/2019 at 15:52

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Mine does, too, but it doesn’t have poverty sensors as it would never be able to unlock itself if it did.

Spanfeller is a twat > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 04/12/2019 at 15:54

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Ah yes